Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)

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This is the story of the ascendency of apes and their revolt against their human masters.

After twenty years of hiding, Caesar, the son of Zira and Cornelius, leads an ape rebellion and frees his kind from the virtual slavery they have had to endure at the hands of the humans.

This movie takes a while to get started but picks up after a while.  But still, it’s not as good as the previous movies despite the ratings being similar.

IMDB Score 6.1/10
Amazon Score 3.9/5



Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)


Just before the planet was destroyed, three apes escaped in Taylor’s ship finding their way to present day (1973) Earth.

It takes a while, but eventually the apes ‘fess up to being able to talk and the excitement begins.

At first they are widely accepted, but not everyone trusts them and in a presidential inquiry, their pasts are explored and their past deeds catch up to them.

The required technology is far fetched, but the movie’s examination of good vs. evil and society is up to par.

Don’t get too attached to Milo, he doesn’t last too long.

IMDB Score 6.3/10
Amazon Score 4.0/5


Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)


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A rescue mission is launched to find the original crew.  Brent, the sole survivor of the mission, finds Taylor but also finds a planet ruled by apes and a below ground colony of telepathic humans.  These humans worship a doomsday device.

The apes are on a crusade to exterminate the humans and this pits the colony of humans against the apes.

Meanwhile Taylor, Nova and Brent are captured and manipulated by the telepathic humans and must find a way to escape.

IMDB Score 6.1/10
Amazon Score 3.8/5


Behind the Planet of the Apes (1998)

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This two hour special, celebrating the 30th anniversary of The Planet of the Apes by AMC, shows the complete history of the franchise from the original book by Pierre Boulle through the development, selling and production processes.

Featuring Roddy McDowall and Charlton Heston this look back is a fantastic documentary.

This film can be purchased separately or as part of the DVD collection below (It is not available on the blu-ray collection).

IMDB Score 7.5/10
Amazon Score 4.7/5


Planet of the Apes Series (1968)



The original Apes movies…

  • Planet of the Apes (1968)
  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)
  • Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)
  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)
  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

.. are, and I’ll use the word again, a classic.

Three astronauts crash land on a planet where intelligent talking apes are the dominant species and primitive mute humans are used as draft animals and for experimentation.

Taylor (Charlton Heston) is captured and, in a famous line, says, “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape,” shocking the apes to find a human that had the power of speech.

Taylor is taken for experimentation and befriends a pair of ape scientists, Cornelius and Zira (Roddy McDowall and Kim Hunter).

Planet of the Apes is the first of five movies all exploring humanity and evolution and has a great ending.

IMDB Score: 8.0/10
Amazon Score: 4.5/5


Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

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Widely known as the worst film by the worst director of all time, Plan 9 from Outer Space is a cult classic.

Plan 9 is the resurrection of the dead.  A husband and wife were raised and, could they be… vampires?  Bela Lugosi and Vampira play the newly risen dead.

Now what this has to do with the alien’s mission to prevent us from developing a super bomb, I have no idea.

You can see why this movie was lampooned by Rifftrax.

IMDB Score 4.0/10
Amazon Score 3.9/5


The Philadelphia Experiment II (1993)

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This is the sequel to a 1984 movie, The Philadelphia Project.

In this incarnation, they are trying to transport a stealth fighter.  Meanwhile, the Nazis are experimenting as well.  This time the fighter is transported to Nazi Germany allowing them to win the war.  Because of his previous trip through time, David Herdeg remembers his past despite being in a Nazi controlled US in 1993.

Can Herdeg go back in time and stop the Nazis from using the stealth and nuclear technology?

This movie is OK, not great.  The original movie was better.

IMDB Score 4.5/10
Amazon Score 3.4/5


The Philadelphia Experiment (2012)

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This is a remake of a 1984 film from the perspective of the current-day (2012) cloaking experiment.  Interestingly, both star Michael Paré.

In an experiment, scientist Dr. Richard Falkner makes a car disappear, on purpose, then it disappears on its own.  Then a world war II destroyer, the USS Eldridge, appears on an airport runway, then is dropped on a skyscraper in Chicago.  This is the same ship that was a part of a cloaking experiment in 1943.  On the ship, there is only one survivor, Lt. Bill Gardner.

Administrator Kathryn Moore wants to make the problem go away and hires Hagan (Paré) to clean up the loose ends… including Gardner.

This made-for-TV movie isn’t as bad as the ratings make out.

IMDB Score 4.0/10
Amazon Score 3.3/5


The Philadelphia Experiment (1984)

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In 1943, scientists experiment with a device that will make a destroyer escort radar invisible. It makes the ship disappear all right, it makes it vanish completely and two of the sailors aboard get dropped into the year 1984, more than 40 years into the future.

Coincidentally, in 1984 a similar experiment, this time a missile shield, is attempted with a small town which is sucked into a time vortex connecting the two experiments. It is up to David Herdeg, one of the sailors, and Allison Hayes (from 1984) to shut down the experiment and heal the rift in time.

I really liked this film. The sequel was just OK and the 2012 remake is OK, not great.

IMDB Score: 6.1/10
Amazon Score: 4.2/5